
Not Wall Street - he’s banned - but Belfort’s still got game. A little cooperation at the right time and a refashioned wolf is back on the street. So extraordinary are Belfort’s gains, the FBI and the SEC begin investigating. Taking shoe designer Steve Madden’s company public becomes both a joke and an immorality clause in the film. After nearly 90 years, Rothschild collapsed in the wake of it, putting Belfort and many like him out of a job.īelfort eventually builds his fortune as a bottom-feeder - progressing from penny stocks to blue chips and IPOs. 19, 1987, dubbed Black Monday, the stock market crash heard round the world. You think I would let my kids near you?! Look at yourself! You know what my lawyer said? My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan.It is Oct. F*** you! I told you you're not taking my f***ing kids! You f***ing. (angrily) You're not f***ing taking my children you vicious f***ing c*nt, you!!į*** you! You f***ing B*TCH! You're not f***ing taking my goddamn f***ing kids! You hear me? F*** YOU! YOU'RE NOT F***ING TAKING MY F***ING KIDS! F***ing whore. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Oh, you don't love me? You don't love me anymore, huh? Well isn't that just f***ing convenient for you! Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't f***ing love me anymore. What do you mean you want a divorce? What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? I WILL NOT DIE SOBER! GET THOSE F***IN' LUDES! I can't go down there! It's flooded, it's three feet of water down there! I don't wanna die, Jordan! I've done a lot of bad sh*t, I'm going to hell, Jordan! F***ed up! I f***ed up so bad! I am a master diver, you hear that?! I am a master diver! No one's gonna f***ing die! I got you. Turn around! Just go the other f***in' way!Ĭan't! We'll get broadsided and tip over! The waves are twenty feet high and building!

Hey, you guys wanna take some lobsters for your ride home? F***in' miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them! F***in' cheap fucks! I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly f***in' wives.

I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. Because, I mean, fuckety f*** f***, Jordan, look at this thing! It's beautiful! And you got the beautiful girls there. I gotta tell you.Īnd you wanna know what I was just thinking too? The f***ing hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this f***ing boat. Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. But you, you, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust. You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something. I think it's time you both get the f*** off my boat.

Well, you know, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain, sometimes you need to play the part. But you and me, the brokers, we're taking home cold hard cash via commission, motherf***er! Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting sh*t rich, which he is, on paper. And then you just keep doing this, again and again and again and again. And he will, every single time, because they're f***ing addicted. Another stock, to reinvest his earnings and then some. What do you do? You get another brilliant idea. You don't let him do that, because that would make it real. He wants to cash in, liquidate, take his f***in' money and run home. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and it now sits at 16, and he's all f***in' happy. You know what a Fugazzi is?įugazi, Fugazzi. Number one rule of Wall Street: Nobody - I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or Jimmy Buffett - Nobody knows if the stock's going to go up, down, sideways, or in f***ing circles, least of all stockbrokers. But, if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct?

The name of the game move the money from the client's pocket into your pocket. I'm not gonna let someone else f*** my cousin, you know? If anyone is gonna f*** my cousin it's gonna be me, out of. So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these a**holes f*** my cousin. She f***in' grew up hot and all of my friends were trying to f*** her, you know, and I wasn't. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know. You know what I mean? Like you married your cousin or some stupid sh*t, you know? Sh*t about you and your cousin or something like that.
